Hospital Stay Results

Unfiltered results!

• abnormal waves in the left temporal region
• abnormal electroencephalogram (EEG)
• hypnagogic jerks
• nonspecific T wave abnormality in ECG
• elevated white blood cell count
• low red blood cell count
• elevated red cell distribution width (RDW SD and CV)
• elevated absolute neutrophil count
• elevated lymphocytes
• elevated monocytes
• elevated eosinophils
• elevated immature granulocytes

The group of doctors told me that I consistently have abnormal waves in the left temporal region and that I need a second anti-seizure medication. One of the doctors told me that I had abnormal waves in some other areas of the brain, but I can’t remember where. The discharge papers say …

“You may have memory problems and forget some of the instructions given to you or the answers to questions that you may have had about your stay. Refer to your discharge paperwork for instructions.”

One of the doctors also told me to eat yogurt because I’m on Augmentin. I was like, “Gee. Thanks. I’ve been off and on Augmentin since the late ’80s and no one has ever told me to eat yogurt when I’m on an antibiotic. Also, bread makes you fat?!?”